Oh

哦~

Today I don’t feel like doing anything

爺TM今兒毛都不想干

I just wanna lay in my bed

爺就想窩在被窩里頭

Don’t feel like picking up my phone

就是不想接電話捏

So leave a message at the tone

所以你就留個言唄

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

因為爺發(fā)誓，今兒爺毛都不干

I'll just strut in my birthday suit

爺就光著屁股大搖大擺

And let everything hang loose

一切都放輕松點兒

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah

啊啊啊啊啊放輕松點兒~

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair

不~我連頭發(fā)都不梳~

'Cause I ain't going anywhere

因為我哪兒都沒打算去~

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh

不不不不不~沒打算去~

Today I don’t feel like doing anything

爺TM今兒毛都不想干

I just wanna lay in my bed

爺就想窩在被窩里頭

Don’t feel like picking up my phone

就是不想接電話捏

So leave a message at the tone

所以你就留個言唄

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

因為爺發(fā)誓，今兒爺毛都不干

Yes I said it

是啊，我說了

I said it

我說了

I said it 'cause I can

我就說了！怎么的吧！

I might mess around, get my college degree

我可能也瞎晃悠晃悠，搞個文憑啥的

I bet my old man will be so proud of me

那我老爹可得驕傲了

But sorry paps, you'll just have to wait

但是不好意思了老爹，您還得再等等

Oh, oh

哦~哦~

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X

明兒我會爬起來，做點兒健身操

Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex

認識個超棒的妞兒，做點兒超棒的愛

She's gonna scream out: 'This is Great'

她會大叫：“丫太牛B了！”

[Hear me out: this is great]

【聽到?jīng)]?。禾了！】

Yeah

啊~

Today I don’t feel like doing anything

爺TM今兒毛都不想干

I just wanna lay in my bed

爺就想窩在被窩里頭

Don’t feel like picking up my phone

就是不想接電話捏

So leave a message at the tone

所以你就留個言唄

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

因為爺發(fā)誓，今兒爺毛都不干

Nothing at all

毛也不干~

Yes I said it

是啊，我說了

I said it

我說了

I said it 'cause I can

我就說了！怎么的吧！

I'll be lying on the couch,

我會歪在沙發(fā)上

Just chillin' in my snuggie

窩在我溫暖的窩窩里

Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie

換到MTV臺，看他們教我跳舞

'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man

因為在我的城堡上，我就是爺！

Oh, oh

哦~哦~